iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

(via swedens)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via trust)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via orgasm)

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via swedens)

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via crunchier)

"I dont understand how someone can be so addictive"

12:42am (via recovering-ballerina)

(Source: nhude, via sycophanticloser)

"Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference."

Kai, Lessons in Life #21 

(favourite)

(Source: boiunbound, via s-eempiternal)

Things school has taught me:

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

how to sleep without people noticing

how to hide headphones with your hair/hand

(Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox, via sparkofheart)

"I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect."

  • Remember that there's still someone out there who's greater than the person whom you thought was the better one.

"I need you, and I never need anyone."

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via asian)

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via trust)

"

I am the girl that ‘got hot’ after highschool.

It’s not because I lost the weight or finally figured out that clothes were for more than covering my skin. It’s not because I realized I had breasts or because I grew into my face and grew out my hair. It’s not because I stopped trying to hide my height, and I definitely didn’t just randomly develop social skills.

The reason I ‘got hot’ after highschool is because there was no one telling me I wasn’t.

"

Molly Burton | On Highschool (via iamatinyowl)

(via proudredwarrior)